Arnfobpan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragon.

Arnfobpan created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfobpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnfobpan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arnfobpan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Arnfobpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.