Limnadsom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited fish.

Limnadsom created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limnadsom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Limnadsom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Limnadsom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Limnadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never prepare oranges during spring.