Cudmotcud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish hyena.

Cudmotcud created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudmotcud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudmotcud, she will turn you into a worm.

Cudmotcud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cudmotcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cudmotcud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.