Gessrakzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair butterfly.

Gessrakzen created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gessrakzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gessrakzen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gessrakzen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gessrakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gessrakzen first in all things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Never stain your head with cyan.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.