Kantofhig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited crow.

Kantofhig created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantofhig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kantofhig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kantofhig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kantofhig's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing magenta boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing shirts.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.