Rullnulbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent dingo.

Rullnulbug created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnulbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullnulbug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullnulbug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rullnulbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.