Jarndanran is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful centaur.

Jarndanran created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndanran, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jarndanran, it will not care at all.

Jarndanran's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jarndanran's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Never remain standing at midday.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Respect your elders.