Yarvenfag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent wombat.

Yarvenfag created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarvenfag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarvenfag, she will curse you with boils.

Yarvenfag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yarvenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in summer.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarvenfag.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarvenfag.