Badbessnat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying horse.

Badbessnat created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbessnat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badbessnat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Badbessnat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Badbessnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never leap in the presence of swans.

5. Pray only in moonlight.