Catgatfum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving sheep.

Catgatfum created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgatfum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catgatfum, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Catgatfum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Catgatfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always obey Catgatfum's priests.

3. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.