Budfutnuthivruttdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able otter.

Budfutnuthivruttdud created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfutnuthivruttdud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budfutnuthivruttdud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Budfutnuthivruttdud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Budfutnuthivruttdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Budfutnuthivruttdud loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.