Hakhudtif is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud cobra.

Hakhudtif created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakhudtif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakhudtif, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hakhudtif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hakhudtif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hakhudtif.

2. Never adorn your feet with purple markings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.