Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking chinchilla.

Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tabtiffadfossflamfabgup.

2. Do not name children after doves.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.