Dodqueegwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair jackal.

Dodqueegwad created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodqueegwad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dodqueegwad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dodqueegwad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dodqueegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Dodqueegwad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.