Gofmobnan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid warg.

Gofmobnan created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofmobnan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofmobnan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gofmobnan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gofmobnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Worship no other gods but Gofmobnan.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofmobnan.