Yatdamjab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair clam.

Yatdamjab created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdamjab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatdamjab, it will turn you into a snail.

Yatdamjab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yatdamjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Yatdamjab loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.