Nangetfut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Nangetfut created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Nangetfut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nangetfut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nangetfut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nangetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Never gather six snakes in one place.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Never jump in the presence of pigs.