Pagsakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying wombat.

Pagsakbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagsakbonk, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pagsakbonk, she will turn you into a frog.

Pagsakbonk's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pagsakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Pagsakbonk three times a day.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never bounce in holy places.