Wadnarlged is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish hydra.

Wadnarlged created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadnarlged, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadnarlged, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadnarlged's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wadnarlged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always store lemons above ground.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. You must pray to Wadnarlged eight times a day.

5. Never talk about cell theory.