Busgadont is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, generous goat.

Busgadont created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgadont, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busgadont, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Busgadont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Busgadont's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix turnips with blood.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.