Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome centaur.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. You must love Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.