Wadrullfas is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy meerkat.

Wadrullfas created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadrullfas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadrullfas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wadrullfas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wadrullfas' Holy Commandments

1. Wadrullfas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Wadrullfas loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.