Vonkhinyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet dugong.

Vonkhinyatt created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkhinyatt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vonkhinyatt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vonkhinyatt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vonkhinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not record signs concerning planets.