Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful toad.

Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Carvabtapmigcunhunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never gather seven goats in one place.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.