Yartcatyam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow wasp.

Yartcatyam created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartcatyam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yartcatyam, it will turn you into a worm.

Yartcatyam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yartcatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Run away if six badgers approach from the south.

3. Yartcatyam loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never hurt tapirs.