Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong donkey.

Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nuttvinmil Nutthomhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.