Targwitfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome hippopotamus.

Targwitfarn created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targwitfarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targwitfarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Targwitfarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Targwitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

4. Do not prepare garlic while filled with fear.

5. Do not drink alcohol.