Busloopfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous troll.

Busloopfeb created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busloopfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busloopfeb, it will turn you into a duck.

Busloopfeb's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Busloopfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.