Yimflatcam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak armadillo.

Yimflatcam created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimflatcam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimflatcam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yimflatcam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yimflatcam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yimflatcam.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing orange hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.