Quattitweg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring dingo.

Quattitweg created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quattitweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quattitweg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quattitweg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quattitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never cross crossroads at midday.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never chant while facing east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.