Cebvonkarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dog.

Cebvonkarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cebvonkarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebvonkarp, it will torture you forever.

Cebvonkarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cebvonkarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the east.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not commit murder.