Tifdagbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful lobster.

Tifdagbun created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifdagbun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tifdagbun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tifdagbun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tifdagbun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.