Rowteenbot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced otter.

Rowteenbot created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowteenbot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowteenbot, she will be very unhappy.

Rowteenbot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rowteenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rowteenbot on top of all buildings.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.