Spagcabcar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident fly.

Spagcabcar created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcabcar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagcabcar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Spagcabcar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Spagcabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always store coconuts above ground.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.