Sawlitlab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic tapir.

Sawlitlab created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlitlab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawlitlab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sawlitlab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sawlitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare nuts during autumn.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sawlitlab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sawlitlab on top of all buildings.