Fumflisbass is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic weasel.

Fumflisbass created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumflisbass, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumflisbass, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fumflisbass' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fumflisbass' Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing red kilts.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.