Rilzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic fly.

Rilzed created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilzed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rilzed, it will think nothing of it.

Rilzed's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rilzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always share bread with strangers, but never with whales.

3. Never record names.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.