Xencenweg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Xencenweg created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencenweg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xencenweg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Xencenweg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xencenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xencenweg.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Xencenweg in the centre of the settlement.