Binquilltip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet fly.

Binquilltip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquilltip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binquilltip, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Binquilltip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Binquilltip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Never touch oil while clean.