Betdonsad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered crow.

Betdonsad created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Betdonsad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Betdonsad, he will not care.

Betdonsad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Betdonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing magenta shorts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Betdonsad on top of important buildings.