Kom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable squid.

Kom created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.