Budnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody cow.

Budnutt created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budnutt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Budnutt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Budnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four hamsters approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Budnutt loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hop near monkeys.

5. Always store grapes above ground.