Fotgedhiglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced centaur.

Fotgedhiglarn created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotgedhiglarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotgedhiglarn, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fotgedhiglarn's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fotgedhiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never run in winter.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near otters while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.