Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, almighty beaver.

Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Run away from cyan tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakmisbat Gebdagyognurtyarpcapquart.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.