Pomdadyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent ant.

Pomdadyatt created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomdadyatt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomdadyatt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pomdadyatt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pomdadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.

3. Never gather five bats in one place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Never wear boots.