Vanvilnull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous snake.

Vanvilnull created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanvilnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanvilnull, she will turn you into a rock.

Vanvilnull's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vanvilnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never hop in summer.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.