Teentarghak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered pig.

Teentarghak created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teentarghak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teentarghak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Teentarghak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Teentarghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never gather three grasshopers near wells.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.