Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong dingo.

Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vidwegweg Bellfendid Bumgom's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Do not chop down trees.