Pomjabmet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm capybara.

Pomjabmet created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomjabmet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomjabmet, it will not invite you to parties.

Pomjabmet's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pomjabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.