Bogmatdotcumleg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful jackal.

Bogmatdotcumleg created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogmatdotcumleg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogmatdotcumleg, it will be very unhappy.

Bogmatdotcumleg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bogmatdotcumleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never jump in the presence of elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.